Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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