The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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