she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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