yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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