Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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