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you win
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
This baby is an asshole
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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