His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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