Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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