physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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