i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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