went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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