He disabled his match.com account in front of me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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