He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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