Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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