She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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