I'm really into asian looking animals
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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