I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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