It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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