you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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