He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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