I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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