They should really pass out barf bags in church
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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