I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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