Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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