If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
