the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
well you can't waste a boner
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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