if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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