Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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