: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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