How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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