I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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