oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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