i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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