so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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