I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
