Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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