dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
accomplished twins. life is a go
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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