Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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