You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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