I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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