haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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