I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers