he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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