I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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