some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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