windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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