two words: eviction party
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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