A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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