Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
