found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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