Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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