the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I looked at my own cervix.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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