He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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