I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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