You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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